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Do you know what Hannibal calls someone in a really good mood? A happy meal!
Do you know what Hannibal calls people in the carpool lane? Meals on Wheels!
Do you know why Hannibal invited Ralph Nader over? He wanted to eat more greens!
What does Hannibal call people he doesn't like? Hard to swallow!
What does Hannibal call the guy running the electric chair? Chef!
Why would Hannibal eat Jennifer Lopez last? Because there's always room for Je Lo!
What does Hannibal call Richard Simmons? A flaming dessert!
What does Hannibal call the singer Meatloaf? Meatloaf!
Finally, once upon a time, a traveler wandering on an island
inhabited entirely by cannibals comes upon a butcher shop. This shop
specialized in human brains. The sign in the shop read: Artist
brains-$9.00. Philosopher brains-$12.00. Scientist brains $15.00.
Radio announcer brains-$29.00 Upon reading the sign, the traveler
noted, "My, those spreadsheet developer brains must be quite
tasty!"
The butcher replied, "Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how
many radio announcers you have to kill to get a pound of brains?"