JR's Archives Of Great American Humour--04/06/2006

Brigham Young had 27 wives. Do you know how he died? Waiting outside the bathroom.

That's one thing about Donald Trump--everything he touches turns to money. He has to be careful scratching himself.

I asked the salesgirl if she'd like to do something she hasn't done in quite a while--shut up.

How do avoid a big fat doctor's bill? Don't go to a big fat doctor.

All is not well between Prince Charles and his lovely wife Camilla, they sleep in separate bedrooms. And last week -- Charles bought an inflatable duchess.

I played golf Sunday and I set a record. I hit the same tree three times.

Michael Jackson has started an agressive physical workout routine. Kids are heavier these days.

I told my boss that I was a great asset . . . . . he said I was off by two letters.

Finally, once upon a time, A salesman stopped at a farmhouse one night to ask for room and board for the night.
The farmer said, "I don't have a vacant room, but I could let you sleep with my daughter, if you promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed, and after a hearty supper he was led to the room. He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed quietly, aware of the farmer's daughter at his side, and went to sleep.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars," the farmer said, "since you had to share the bed."
"Your daughter is a very sound sleeper, " the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."

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