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To Index JR's Archives Of Great American Humour--05/31/2007
Yesterday I picked up my grandma at the airport. She's now at that age where she doesn't remember. So I said "Thanks for coming ... goodbye!"
According to a survey in Men's Health magazine, 85 percent of men admit they surf the internet wearing nothing but their underwear. Sixty-three percent said that's how they lost their last job.
Another homemade sex tape with Paris Hilton, one of the heirs to the Hilton fortune, in it. What's really shocking to her family: In the background, you see towels that say "Econo Lodge" on them.
They say Actor Gary Coleman has a drinking problem. Last week he was spotted at several mini-bars.
Over the weekend in Georgia the annual Redneck Olympics were held. The most popular event was the 100 meter sister chase.
A firm in Texas is working on a toilet seat that automatically will lower itself after use. The result so far during testing - 36 dogs have been injured.
Hey, Mary! You know what you call a dog wagging its tail in Cambodia? A Happy Meal!
Chelsea Clinton was interviewing people for her masters in psychology. She asked a construction worker what his three biggest fears were. He said, "Osama, Obama, and yo mama."
Finally, once upon a time, a man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison." [Danlers for the last]