JR's Archives Of Great American Humour--06/07/2007

Embarrassing moment this week for Democrat candidate Bill Richardson - his motorcade was pulled over by Oklahoma State Troopers for speeding. Apparently he was charged with going nowhere fast.

There was one embarrassing moment on Meet The Press--when President Bush was asked if he was ever AWOL and he said, "No, we have Earthlink."

The ex and my wedding anniversary is coming up. I've already booked a hotel room, although I don't know her plans are.

Police in Miami have detained three men who entered the U.S. by shipping themselves in a container on a cargo flight. Don't worry, they weren't with al-Qaeda. They were with Priceline.com.

The model for the Gerber baby on the jars turns 87 years old today. He's back to eating Gerber baby food.

Fifty nine-year-old George Foreman wants to get back into boxing. He said yesterday his ring card girl will be Angela Lansbury.

According to a recent survey, 50 percent of people asked said they had a sexual encounter at their workplace. The other 50 percent said they worked in an office without computers.

John Edwards is in trouble for patting the head of a wheelchair-bound person at a campaign stop. Edwards apologized and said that he should have put the bumper-sticker elsewhere.Finally, once upon a time, a grandfather and grandson were playing golf together. On a severely dog-legged par 4, the grandfather told the grandson, "When I was your age, I'd aim right over those trees and hit the green every time."

The grandson thought about that comment and decided to give it a try. He hit a perfect drive, but it landed right in the middle of the 50 ft trees.

The grandson looked sadly at the grandfather who said, "Of course when I was your age, those trees were 8 feet tall."

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