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To IndexJR's Archives Of Great American Humour--08/04/2005
Men are proof of reincarnation. You can't get that dumb in one lifetime.
What's a dumb man's martini? An olive in a glass of beer.
How do men define insomnia? Waking up every few days.
How does a woman know the man is cheating on her? He starts bathing twice a week.
What is a "successful hunting trip?" When 3 men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days.
What's the difference between a man & Bigfoot? One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.
How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Why don't men do laundry? Cause the washer & dryer don't run on remote control.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Why don't men cook at home? No one has invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.
What's the one thing that keeps most men out of college? High School.
Why do men come home drunk and leave their clothes on the floor? Because they are in them.
What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
What is six inches long, two inches wide & makes men act like fools? Money. [Opsimath]