JR On WSDR--Miscellany
When Insults Had Class--Serge
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."- Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."- Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "
"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."- Moses Hadas
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."- Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."- Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."- Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."- Winston Churchill, in reply