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JR On WSDR--Miscellany
Facts About Men--[Opsimath]
* All men look nerdy in black socks & sandals.
* A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaners.
These men usually have jobs and bathe.
* Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing & more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy & not nerdy.
* Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. Thy've already forgotten what happened.
* Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
* Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
* Most women are introspective. "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
* Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie 'The Way We Were' twice, voluntarily.
* When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries on something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
* Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest sying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes, they leave skid marks.