Hello, my name is Hobbit.

My humans, PC and Mary Chris Swanson publish THE PUNSTER. A newsletter of puns and other fun wordplay. I help supervise the office operations and computer use. You may have seen my picture on THE PUNSTER web page. I have decided to have my own web page and fill it with word humor for youngsters. There will be jokes, riddles and puns. Although intended mostly for grade school students and teachers, there will also be some items that will appeal to grown ups.

 

Here is a start. Keep an eye on this page for the next few days. I will adding material each day. Hope you  enjoy.

SILLY RIDDLES

Q. What is another name for a cow's udder?

A. A calfeteria.

 

Q. What is black and white and red all over?

A. Vanilla - Licorice Swirl Ice Cream with strawberry topping.

 

Q. What is a cow's son called?

A. A bullet.

 

Q. Why was the little calf crying?

A. He couldn't find his fodder.

 

Q. What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A. A comma is a pause at the end of a clause. A cat has claws at the end its paws.

 

 

Look for me at:

www.essex1.com/people/pcpuns/punster.html

until I get my OWN page.

 

If you have a joke, pun, riddle or other funny send it to me at :

pcpuns@essex1.com

and I will add it to my page if it is appropriate.

 

*** Hobbit